What in the--

What the fuck is on my back? Shit, guys. I can't remember anything. Did I get fuckin' drunk or something and people thought it'd be funny to like Krazy Glue some fuckin' feathers to my back and shit? 'Cause I gotta tell you, hell of a lot more creative than drawing on me ( Read more... )

So yeah. Barge. Hey.

What do you guys do for fun around here? 'Cause, I mean...there is like nothing to do ( Read more... )

[Inadvertently activated.]

Is this - is this fucking purgatory?! Oh, come on! The Mooby thing wasn’t good enough? Those guys were fucking assholes, I was trying to get back on Your side! Hey - I tried to stop him, okay? I tried. Not my fault he fuckin’ shivved me. That shit was low ( Read more... )